50 Cute & Funny Baby's First Christmas Quotes & Captions

Searching for adorable and funny Christmas baby quotes to use in your birth announcements or social media captions?

These adorable sayings and quotes are perfect to use with those first baby pictures on Instagram or in your Christmas cards to friends and family.

That first Christmas with your baby is one you want to celebrate and remember, with tons of photos to record every special moment!

Lots of us share those first Christmas baby photos on social media, so it’s great to have some done-for-you Instagram captions to use in your posts.

These quotes and captions for Christmas are also perfect to use in personalised Christmas cards.

There are so many places where you can get your own photos printed onto the front of a card, so why not add one of these captions to the front, or add them to the inside as a fun message.

Don’t forget to do a Christmas baby photoshoot with your little one – the photo is what really makes some of these captions work!

Grab a special festive outfit and set your baby up near the Christmas tree or some pretty Christmas decorations for your pictures. You may find these DIY baby photo tips useful.

Sweet Baby’s First Christmas Captions

These are sugary sweet as Christmas cookies!

If you want to express the overwhelming emotions you are feeling in this special time as a family, then use these sweet and emotional Christmas quotes for baby!

One more reason to be merry!
Our favourite gift arrived early this year!
Santa baby! – use this one with an image of baby dressed in an adorable festive onesie!
Christmas is oh so special through the eyes of a child.
The weather outside is frightful, but our dear baby is so delightful!
All I want for Christmas is you!
Our days are so merry and bright since you came into the world!
Making this a December to remember.
Baby, it’s cold outside!
We are truly walking in a winter wonderland with this little Santa baby.
Having ourselves a Merry Little Christmas
It’s love at frost sight!
Love you snow much!
Christmas magic is in the air.
Christmas isn’t a season, it’s a feeling.

Funny Christmas Baby Quotes for Instagram

Everyone loves a witty Christmas caption!

These hilarious Christmas quotes are fantastic for lighthearted and fun festive photos of your little one.

They poke fun at the pitfalls of parenting a new baby – the sleepless nights, the cheeky expressions, the funny Christmas outfits.

All we want for Christmas is a silent night.
Silent night, yeah right!
Dear Santa — You can have the cookies, but the milk is mine.
On the cute list.
Nice until proven naughty.
Coming ho ho home for Christmas! – Perfect for a baby born just before Christmas Day and being taken home from the hospital.
All is not calm around here.
No one’s calm, but all is bright!
There’s snow place like home…
Dear Santa, I can explain… – Use this one of a picture of your baby pulling a cheeky face
Happy Holidays from our little elf!
It was love at frost sight with this Christmas miracle.
Current status: Ready for a long winter’s nap.
Love you from head to mistletoe.
Too cute to wear ugly sweaters.
Naughty or nice?
Ice, Ice Baby!
Nice, nice baby!
Dear Santa, define nice…
Resting Grinch face. – Use this one with a picture of your baby looking a little grumpy.
Ho Ho Ho My God we had a baby!
‘Lil Reindeer’ is my wrapping name!
Way cuter than Elf on the Shelf!
#Sleigh
Say it ain’t snow!