You gain a hell of a lot when you become a mother, but you also lose a few things too. Your marbles being one of them.
For me, one of the biggest losses that I struggled with was my evenings.
No matter how tough work had been, or how knackered I felt, it was always a comfort to know I could slob out in front of the television with a bag of M&Ms and just do nothing.
Then I had my first baby, and suddenly I realised this was a 24/7 kind of deal. It might seem like you should be able to squeeze a little bit of “you” time in somewhere, because they have to sleep at some point after all, but it turns out that one time a newborn especially does not want to sleep is in the evenings.
I had high hopes for at least a couple of hours every evening after a long day of caring for my baby and fielding visitors. A couple of hours to watch Masterchef or just veg out in front of Cops on Camera with my husband.
My baby daughter had other plans.
From around 5pm onwards my first daughter would scream and scream like we were trying to murder her.
She was utterly inconsolable. A few times we just tried to feed her more milk, as we thought maybe she was just really, really hungry. She promptly threw the excess feed up. Then started crying again.
Her crying would last until around 9pm or even 10pm on a bad night. There was no chance of watching television as we attempted to rock her, because her wailing was so loud I thought my ears would bleed.
I have also found with both my children that when they cry I can think of nothing else but soothing them and making the noise stop.
It was after about a week of this behaviour that I decided it was time to call for divine intervention, or as most people call it, Google.
Fussy evenings seemed to be a common problem, so common in fact that they had a name. The “Witching Hour”.
The only context in which I had ever heard the “Witching Hour” referred to was horror films about ghosts.
But apparently it’s also a reference to the uncontrollable crying that a newborn baby inflicts on their parents from around two weeks. It can last every single evening for the first few months and if you’ve been through it, it is hell.
Luckily my first child settled down all on her own after around eight weeks.
I assumed when her sister came along she wouldn’t be any worse, but maybe just around the same. I was wrong. She took the “Witching Hour” to a whole other level.
Her outraged little pink face would screw up into a grimace and she would yell and yell for hours.
She would nod off for mere minutes while feeding, only to startle awake seconds later crying again. At three months she was still utterly distraught every single evening. The 7pm bedtime was absolutely out of the question.
Some would say this must have been colic or trapped wind? There must have been some kind of reason behind it?
To be honest, and this is a controversial statement, I don’t really believe in “colic”. I know it’s not the same as not believing in fairies or goblins, but it’s just such a vague concept.
Some people say it’s caused by trapped wind or something to do with the digestive system not yet being fully formed, but no one really has a proper explanation of what it actually physically means. Explaining away all crying with the simple word “colic” to me just leaves parents more confused, because it’s as if their child has some kind of mystery illness or condition that they should be doing something about.
There are medications, baby bottles and special formulas specifically for dealing with colic. Even the NHS isn’t really sure how to explain the condition: “Colic is the name for excessive, frequent crying in a baby who appears to be otherwise healthy. It’s a common problem that affects up to one in five babies.”
In my opinion many new parents are surprised at quite how much their newborn can cry, and how resistent they can be to being comforted. I believe more than one in five could technically be given the “colic” label.
So why does it have to be called colic? Can we not just call a spade a spade? Newborn babies go through a particularly fussy period of development from about week two to around four months. It’s hard, it’s extremely trying, it’s exhausting, but it’s totally normal.
But when you’re in the thick of it, it’s easy to assume there must be something wrong.
After consulting a GP, trying to cut dairy out of my diet and asking the health visitor, it turned out she was just kind of pissed off in the evenings.
It could have been because she had a long day and was overwhelmed by it all.
It could have been because she didn’t like being outside of the womb.
It could have been because she had growing pains.
Or maybe she was just going through something that every baby goes through. She was doing the only thing she could do to express herself, and all of those emotions, physical changes and the exhaustion of learning everything in her new environment.
If you are trapped in a relentless cycle of fussy evenings, I am so sorry. It sucks.
Here are my tips for getting through it:
You can’t do anything about it
Accepting the fact that in most cases there is nothing you can do to control this is the first step to feeling better about it.
You could spend an absolute fortune on different kinds of baby bottles and other devices, but at the end of the day there is no cure to the fussy evenings.
They just need to run their course.
Get your other half to split the evenings with you so you’re not dealing with the crying on your own all of the time.
Get someone else over to take the baby for half an hour or so while you take a break from the noise.
Don’t try to force the issue
I drove myself mad trying to get my baby to conform to an evening bedtime routine when she was fussy. The truth is it was a completely pointless effort.
I should have just accepted that she wasn’t going to play ball, and sat down with her until it passed.
Remember that just because your baby isn’t going to bed at 7pm every night now, it doesn’t mean that they won’t soon. This phase passes very suddenly, without warning.
Consult your health visitor
Don’t be afraid to ask if you’re really worried. As long as your baby is gaining weight, producing dirty nappies and seems well and alert when awake most of the time, then you shouldn’t need to panic.
However if you need reassurance, it’s never going to be a waste of anyone’s time. Always ask if you feel like something more could be wrong.